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Toast Demotivational Poster

PERPETUUM MOBILE - well Physics, screw you

TAGS: perpetuum mobile physics cat toast
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Noname5

steve1961 - February 8, 2013, 11:17 am
Next time say "mar***ine".
zoomer296 - February 8, 2013, 12:06 am
Why the hell does it censor bu7ter?
zoomer296 - February 8, 2013, 12:04 am
Why not butter both sides of the toast? (Cat wont eat it and P.E.T.A. wont go after you.)
ZeXaZ - October 5, 2011, 10:23 pm
What if you attached two cats to each other?
- September 9, 2011, 1:06 pm
well, let me think... maybe atatch a space collar to the cat?
Alixian - September 9, 2011, 11:31 am
Ahh the old Antigravity cat theory, good for powering vehicles for the purposes of hovercars etc. The only problem is,what happens when the cat eats the toast?


TAGS: yoda star wars toast force
Rating: 4.56/5

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jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:12 pm
forseti - September 23, 2010, 12:46 am
thx everybody. I really wondered that this wasn't done before.
AdmiralAckbar - September 22, 2010, 9:42 pm
AdmiralAckbar - September 22, 2010, 9:38 pm
still smiling. I met the guy once, he would not it.
crankyhead - September 22, 2010, 8:36 pm
Love it.
Faceplant31 - September 22, 2010, 6:26 pm
i chuckled, 5L foreskin


POWDERED TOAST MAN - Has Chuck Norris for breakfast


YOUR DEATH - It's guaranteed now...

TAGS: toast
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Vandon

LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 5:43 pm
Someone took my patent from my Proliferation poster -77474 - and created...a masterpiece of weaponry!
Sidereal - January 13, 2010, 7:38 am
I think it was fairly guaranteed before rodent + insulating tape + cutlery japery
agdaniele - January 13, 2010, 1:33 am
Tired of being interrupted mid-steak with "pass the knife"?
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 11:33 pm
Maybe he had some polyps he need "outed" at the same time. You know; Preventative Colon Cancer maintenance.
CANADA - January 12, 2010, 11:31 pm
I'm thinking more of a Richard Gere joke
spacedog - January 12, 2010, 10:40 pm
Funny pic reminds me of one of LogicDudes.
Treehodger - January 12, 2010, 10:34 pm
There is a gay joke in here somewhere. Someone should repost this on Naughtyfake and do one. I would, but I am too lazy too. Lol.

ELECTROCUTION - I told you not to play with the toaster by the bathtub

TAGS: toaster
Rating: 2.44/5

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TAGS: chicken skins nice and toasty
Rating: 4.5/5

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rerun - October 11, 2011, 7:26 pm

and because I can take a joke. This is a joke, right? Hello? Anybody?
Airman - October 11, 2011, 11:07 am
cause he's Rerun.. and, you can paste a face pretty easily
mariand - October 11, 2011, 4:51 am
LOL... why everybody use RR pic for funny stuff?...
Greeny - October 9, 2011, 8:57 pm
Nice pose, but if yer going to wear something under those things - the back flap is just Whistling Dixie

BUTTERED TOAST - Your doing it...Right?

TAGS: buttertoast
Rating: 1.92/5

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agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 6:04 pm

My girlfriend -

TAGS: guns shooting transformers decepticons toaster
Rating: 4.93/5

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RetiredUSNChief - January 11, 2015, 5:37 pm
My son's a big Transformer's fan...he likes this, too!
mizzdizz - January 11, 2015, 10:42 am
Hey Chief! Too many PD-680 fumes? Tnx for serving! Laughed so hard it hurrrrts!!!!! 5L
JesusWept - January 10, 2015, 9:18 am
If your toaster laughs, you might need shots from a doctor and not a gun heh. L L L L L
concern3 - January 10, 2015, 5:18 am
very funny
MissPriss - January 10, 2015, 12:46 am
...I 5Laughed! Yep it was a good time.


THE BORG - Another good reason why having sex with a toaster is a bad idea.


TAGS: thanksgiving toast craw look it up
Rating: 2.8/5

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5150monkeylove - November 25, 2010, 12:22 am
4 sofa gobblers


TAGS: hitler is toast
Rating: 4.35/5

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Treehodger - February 17, 2010, 10:11 pm
CANADA - January 29, 2010, 4:37 pm

THE FALL OF HUMANITY - First the fraking architecture, then the fraking world!

SWEET NOTHINGS - Selling out the human race since the dawn of time


TAGS: parting gifts bob barker price is right showcase showdown loser toaster
Rating: 2.74/5

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Gene Wilder - April 26, 2009, 7:32 am
Father of all Oompa Loompas.
Fatty - April 6, 2009, 12:35 pm
Damn Bob, go easy on that tanning cream.


TAGS: superheroes powdered toast man
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Donkasaurus

Donkasaurus - December 16, 2010, 10:09 pm
Basically PTM goes to random kids house to save them from their boring cereal by giving them powdered toast man cereal and farting sugar on to it.
Donkasaurus - December 16, 2010, 10:08 pm
It's from Ren and Stimpy, a cartoon that now (as an adult) when I watch it I wonder how the hell they let kids watch when I was younger. It's a raunchy, filthy, vile, hilarious show.
rerun - December 16, 2010, 10:06 pm

very old in deed
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2010, 10:03 pm
powdered toast man.....yer old Rerun.
rerun - December 16, 2010, 9:55 pm

what or who is PTM?
autumnspirit - December 16, 2010, 9:48 pm
I love PTM! 5 Lickable Heros!

EVOLUTION - When everyone else has piercings sometimes you need something a little special to stand out

TAGS: nipple piercing evolution painful wtf cheese toast
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Chompers

Geoffro - December 7, 2010, 9:31 pm
This guy is the last person I would let cut a piece of my body out
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 10:53 pm
Ha. I love how the guy that did the nipectomy is all "Can you f#cking believe this?".
GreyScorpion - March 21, 2010, 6:26 pm
reminds me of the Foxworthy Beaver Story. 5L

NEW YEAR'S EVE - One last glass, one last toast, one last embarrassing drunken boast!


TAGS: mr t a team forseti toast hammy
Rating: 4.67/5

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Hawamleh - April 23, 2011, 6:48 pm
Master - April 23, 2011, 1:56 pm
Maybe the doctor meant chess... Well, OK, checkers, then!
forseti - April 22, 2011, 1:30 pm
love it


TAGS: vader toast
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by jameswnash

HammerofHeeb - October 18, 2010, 9:46 am
Two of my favorite things, Vader and Guiness.
agdaniele - October 16, 2010, 2:10 am
I like it! Different angle from the obvious. 5L


ORSON WELLES - Wreaking Havoc One Radio Broadcast At a Time


JESUS TOAST - He shed his raspberry jam for you.


TAGS: a piece of toast falls face down more pzy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

falloutghoul - August 27, 2011, 7:04 pm
And when the cat eats that buttered toast, it'll fold in on itself and make a wormhole. Internet Physiscs ROCK!
ICEMAN - September 9, 2010, 8:41 pm
Tape that piece of toast to the back of a cat & drop the cat onto that expensive carpet. What you get is the perfect anti-gravity device. 5L


TAGS: cubby roast toast
Rating: 4.74/5

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Cubbybear - October 10, 2010, 12:37 am
One of my favorites

Fill The Void -

TAGS: single lonely laser toaster compensate
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 22, 2013, 8:22 am
The melon speaks. I salute the melon. 5 Laphroaig shots
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 21, 2013, 10:26 pm
Turning into? Greeny is already the ultimate Bond villain. Greenfinger.....5L
spacedog - October 21, 2013, 6:21 pm
Nice! Laser eh? I think Greeny is turning into a Bond villain.
MissPriss - October 21, 2013, 12:48 pm
Toaster makes a better partner!

Decaying orbit -

TAGS: canada contest loaf of bread wonder toast
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

MissPriss - March 6, 2014, 11:10 am
WTF is that all a boot eh? Greeny you're now officially banned from Canadian bacon! Screw it...maple syrup too! Now dawg on the other hand played nice...here boy...triple layered 5L bacon burger. Enjoy!
Greeny - March 1, 2014, 6:23 pm
It's trickery - just like that canuckian bacon!

An Irish Toast -

raw toast -


A Toast To Moore Oklahoma ! -

TAGS: toast
Rating: 4.71/5

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maoworks2 - May 22, 2013, 10:58 am
I Don't Know What To Say So Toast !



TAGS: roast toast mods calendar truckin
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Greeny

KoU - January 12, 2012, 10:57 am
Aahhahaha go on!!(Y)


TAGS: senility calendar toast
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - January 26, 2013, 9:44 am
Greenyisms…just vote 5…move on…find glasses


TAGS: pzy knife toaster stupid learning
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

CloudchaserS - January 11, 2014, 4:37 am
Screenshot from a video where the toaster explodes, supposedly from the knife causing a short, more likely from planted explosives.
MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 1:27 pm
Toasters don't work for hot knifing?

IS IT BAD DOCTOR - You're toast Steve ...



TAGS: blue screen calendar pop tart jet pack toast
Rating: 3.75/5

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SteveFurlong - July 3, 2012, 5:41 pm
My favorite Blue Screen story is about the USS Yorktown, which used NT to control ship operations ... and had to be towed back to port when that fine Microsoft product barfed. I hope the admiral in charge of procurement got a kick right in the balls.
EmilioDumphque - July 3, 2012, 2:27 pm
Shoulda got an iToast.
spacedog - July 3, 2012, 10:50 am
*B u t t e r*
spacedog - July 3, 2012, 10:49 am
HA! 5 Butter knives heading your way.

THE GREATEST MEAL OF YOUR LIFE - Holy Mary, Mother of Marmalade, pray for us breakfast-skippers, now and at the hour of our staff meeting when OH MY GOD are we hungry. Amen.

TOAST - Cuz only Cake is better!

TAGS: cake toast
Rating: 1.4/5

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To that one person that unfriended me. -

TAGS: toast lick
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - July 31, 2016, 4:22 am
Nice, UP yours

Redheads-- A Toast -

TAGS: traditional toast
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - December 11, 2015, 12:45 am
Redheads ROCK! I'm married to a carrot top and I'm dark auburn! Thanks, Zeul!
Zeul - December 10, 2015, 6:32 pm
^ readhead